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My mom and I are doing a special joint advice column on SparkLife today and tomorrow.

Today’s topic: ABSTINENCE. (Pictured above: what I think of people who claim technical virginity based on the “everything but intercourse” approach.)

In which every frustrating moment from the past 3 years becomes so, so worth it.

To be filed under How Is It That I Get Paid For This: a portrait of Ronald Reagan as a rutabaga. (And more!)

Life must have been hard before the internet. (Click through for column.)

broccoli-xxx:

Is it weird that this is like a badge of honour to me?
A comment on my latest Sparklife article.
I feel vaguely proud. :’)

Note: The rest of the comments are just other Christians telling them they’re out of line for telling me I’m gonna rot in hell.

Seriously, though, you need to except Jesus. Assuming, of course, that he hasn’t read this comment and excepted himself in eye-rolling disbelief.

(via rotgirlrot)