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Noah:
do you remember the flossing sign in the dentist office on our street growing up?
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me:
you don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep!
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Noah:
yeah
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Noah:
that sign
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Noah:
sticks with me constantly
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me:
dude me too
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Noah:
every time i go into a dentist office and they ask me about flossing
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Noah:
that sign pops into my mind
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Noah:
and yet... i still have all my teeth.
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Noah:
fucking lying-ass sign
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me:
and remember that other sign
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me:
where it said "if you don't brush twice a day, the dentist will come to your house and kill your whole family"
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Noah:
that one never really got to me
