December 2009
30 posts
The One Week Digital Cleanse
spicysammich:
jhnmyr:
Mention to anyone with computer savvy that your laptop has somehow gotten slower over recent months and they’ll ask you the same thing: “have you defragmented your hard drive?” Defragmenting works by taking small slivers of information stored in various locations and consolidating them so that they’re in the same place on the drive and thus easier to access in larger...
In my GPOYW photo...
I am jumping on my childhood bed in a wool hat, bra, underwear, and knee socks. It is freaking adorable.
It’s also too ridiculous/full of flesh to actually show anyone.
You’ll just have to use your imagination; suffice to say that I had an interesting Christmas.
Oh Awesome
staceyjoy:
APPARENTLY my email has been hacked or farmed by some spam thing or whatever, and is being used to send pictures of I DON’T KNOW WHAT to total strangers.
How in the shit do I fix this (as I really don’t want to change my email address and have already changed my password like, 6 times)?
This happened to me, too (and apparently, a whole lot of other people.) Make sure you change...
I can't believe that women like this actually... →
I recently discovered that my Horrible Exboyfriend...
Of course, I called my mother to gossip.
Mom: I wonder what the girl is like.
Me: I don’t know, but I hope she likes lies. And crazy sexual hangups. And LIES.
Mom: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(pause)
Mom: Well, if she’s from Long Island…
Infanta Claus spent only two hours on the job... →
“How to please a woman? Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the...”
– Unknown (via jager)
Apparently, I am a man. This ought to freak my husband out something fierce.
Mr. and Mrs. Horny Overshare
This couple is having sex. And they really, reeaally want to tell you about it. Acting under the delusion that everyone wants to hear about their pantsless weekend activities, Mr. Overshare can often be found regaling a group of gaping freshmen boys with way-too-graphic bedroom stories, while Mrs. Overshare makes it her personal mission to dole out unwanted sex advice to anyone who will listen....
"Found together at comic book conventions,... →
Doing a multi-part SparkNotes field guide to HS relationships.
The entire time I was writing this, I could hear the dialogue from Mean Girls echoing in my head. (“Girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, sexually active band geeks…”)
This is the world of high-end nightclub VIP... →
Fascinating Deadspin piece about the Tiger Woods kerfuffle, and amazing how much these women are treated like interchangeable objects — they’re practically farming them.
If only wealthy women athletes/actresses/power brokers could guarantee that they’d be met in every city by a hand-picked collection of willing, pretty young things with hard bodies and big dicks.
g-chatter
Maggie: oh my god oprah is quitting in 2011
me: oh yeah you didn't know?
Maggie: i cannot fucking wait
Maggie: too bad the world is going to end in 2012
For a good few years, there was no more ubiquitous... →
In which I introduce a whole new generation of teenaged girls to the glorious so-bad-it’s-good-ness of Speed.
On the big blog: Passing the squeeze. →
And another one bites the dust.
This is a 15 year-old commenter on SparkNotes:
omgosh, i saw sixteen candles yesterday - i gotta say, i didnt really like the movie, but omgosh. how. hot. is. jake. ryan. answer? VERY VERY VERY HOT. i literally gawped and drooled at the screen when he came on…. no-one looks that good these days. i wish i had a time machine….
Jake Ryan: instilling hopeless expectations in teenage...
