Gawker: Leaked photos from the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot.
I’m a little miffed that Gawker’s Johnson-watch graphic never reached “We Have Wang!” status, but… this’ll do.
Gawker: Leaked photos from the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot.
Too much booze and a brief but exceedingly painful run-in with the corner of a door set me off on a crying jag last night. After the waterworks stopped I snapped this, thinking it might make an interesting shot… and it does, but yikes. There are some women out there who are delicate, subtle, pretty criers, but I am not one of them.
Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands… And your plan is to blackmail this person?
Good luck!
Posted November 21, 2009 at 2:59pm
Friday fluff
My one-time cat, Vivian Leigh, would get incredibly jealous when I paid attention to anything that wasn’t her. She especially hated books and computers, and she eventually started climbing onto my laptop while I was using it — sprawling across the keyboard and blocking the screen, usually lying on my hands, looking up at me with an expression that can only be described as, “What now, bitch? LOVE ME IMMEDIATELY.”
I always thought this was exclusively a cat thing.
As it turns out, golden retrievers also do it.
Unfortunately, they are… bigger.
This post has been typed under cover of a 20-pound giant dog head.
You may not be able to tell, but this is a photo of a baby playgym. Abandoned. In a park. Guesses as to the location of the accompanying infant are welcome.
tktc:
Saturday Night’s Thanksgiving Plate.
Saturday’s dinner: The above.
Tonight’s dinner: Leftover pizza which may or may not turn out to have mold on it.
How far I have fallen.
Posted November 13, 2009 at 10:42pm
